I recently posted a link to a Mattel TV ad from the late fifties or early sixties. This ad was for something called a"Fanner Fifty". Only one kid on my block could afford one of these things. But let me point out that not only could you not manufacture and sell that toy today, you could not even show that commercial. Firstly it's a toy gun, no longer a politically correct toy. It shoots a projectile, can't have little Johnny putting out an eye. Thirdly it shoots a cap,We can't damage anybodies hearing (can you even buy caps anymore?). Fourthly that commercial is sexist(see "Firstly").
Let me also point out that growing up I was far from being the most adventurous kid around, but I:
- played tackle foot ball with out helmet or pads
- rode a bicycle on the street without lights or helmet
- played baseball without a batting helmet
- climbed trees
- shot at other kids and was shot at with BB guns and air rifles
- swam,waded and splashed around in creeks, rivers and lakes not designated as safe
- made bombs
- played with fire
- played with variety of caustic chemicals
- played with electricity
- got numerous cuts, scrapes, splinters and bruises and never received first aid or went to an emergency room
- my parents never heard of a car seat
- had toys with millions of bits and pieces small enough to choke me
- had a bow and arrows
- had a sling shot
- had a pocket knife at seven
- had a hunting knife at eight
- had two obnoxious sisters that tried to kill me on several occasions(or at least humiliate me)
Sign me
Sitting in Dayton fondly remembering my genuine Col. McCauley , "Men in to Space " Space helmet complete with voice changing space communicator microphone.(see picture above)
Emoose out
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