George would have loved this

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Religious Opinion and Bible Commentary on Current Events
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
NEWS RELEASE
GOD KILLED POTTY-MOUTH COMEDIAN
GEORGE CARLIN,
AND CAST HIM FORTHWITH INTO HELL.
George Carlin is now in Hell, and it is irrelevant that George Carlin boasted that
he did not believe in Hell when he lived on earth. Be assured, Carlin believes
in Hell now. Like the rich man the Lord Jesus told about in Luke 16, who died;
"and in Hell he lifted up his eyes, being in torments. And he cried and said,
Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus (the beggar on earth), that
he may dip the tip ofhis finger in water, and cool my tongue; for I am tormented
in this flame." Lk. 16:23,24. When told that he could not have a drop ofwater,
for ever, though tormented in flames, he begged for somebody to rise from the
dead and preach to his kinfolk, lest they also die and come to this place of
torment. George Carlin - the filthy blasphemer - the obscene potty-mouth
skeptic, agnostic, and profane atheist - who had nothing but disdain for God and
the Bible all the days of his tragic life - is now, at this minute and for ever
writhing and screaming in exquisite pain - pleading for mercy from that God he
flipped off while performing for HBO for lucre. Carlin made lots of money
making fun of God; now he must deal with God - face to face - for ever. "The
Lord thy God repayeth them that hate him to their face, to destroy them; he will
not be slack to him that hateth him, he will repay him to his face." Deut. 7:10.
When Carlin died yesterday (June 22) he split Hell wide open at once; as it is
written: "Hell from beneath is moved for thee to meet thee at thy coming; it
stirreth up the dead for thee. All they shall speak and say unto thee, Art thou
also become weak as we? The worm is spread under thee, and the worms cover
thee." Isa. 14:9,10. Two fellow perverts scrambled to report the news, both of
whom will no doubt in due time join Carlin and his buddies in Hell; to wit:
Lying Propagandist Keith Olbermann; and fellow filth-monger Jerry Seinfeld.
All these and more are typical, antichristic American loud mouths and spin-
doctors. Westboro Baptist Church exists to publish Gospel Truth, and to
thereby expose Satanic lies. George Carlin is in Hell. Deal with it. You will
soon join him. America is Doomed. We will picket George Carlin's funeral.
Amen.


I can think of no finer tribute to George Carlin, We'll miss ya Bro!