Victoria Osteen, co pastor of a Texas mega-Church has been in the news lately. An incident that actually took place in 2005 finally made it to court. While taking her seat our intrepid shevangelist noticed a stain on the arm of her first class seat. When the problem was not resolved as fast as she wanted, an altercation ensued. During the scuffle the right Reverend Ms. Osteen allegedly elbowed a Flight Attendant in the breast(yes she was female). Reverend Osteen paid a F.A.A fine($3000, pocket change for her probably,all she has to do is pull a Tammy Faye next Sunday to make it back) In any case, the flight attendant is suing(naturally).
Of course I do not know this woman and I have no idea of the validity of the case. However I do have a few questions about the situation. Would Jesus fly first class? Wouldn't it have been nice if she flew Coach and gave the difference to the poor?(Vickie I'm poor I'll email you my address) Would Jesus vacation in Vail Colorado? I have a feeling that she wasn't going there to preach to the sinners out there.(although there are a few people on the slopes that could use some Churchin' up) Vickie why didn't you just throw a napkin over that big old nasty stain, and wait for the plane to get to altitude and then have it cleaned up or switch seats? Vickie do you think that Jesus would bully and humiliate Flight Attendants? Are you so self important that you don't have to associate with us peons in coach? HMMMMMMMMM?
Now look Vicky, I will say that you better preserved than the typical big haired Jesus freak on TBN, but if you want to keep the tithes rolling in and the books, CDs and DVDs flying off the shelf you better be nicer to us poor peons.
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