The Invasion of the JW Zombies

The air is abuzz with an influx of Jehovah's Witnesses gathering for one of their conventions. Now I for one have nothing(at least for the most part) personally against the individual Witnesses. Some of them are actually quite nice. And I hope at least a few of them will wake up and smell the metaphorical coffee.But being the evil kind of guy that I am doesn't stop me from fantasizing about a few nasty pranks. Such as: Oh I see you've reserved rm 103, You know we just re-did that room so it's extra nice. See what happened was the Church of Satan just had their convention here last month and they got a little carried away, We had a "Devil" of a time getting all that goat's blood off the walls so we just had to repaint. You should have seen the hassle we had getting all of the chicken feathers out of the drains. So any way,the local freelance exorcist we hired swears almost all of the demons are gone now and hardly anybody complains about the poltergeist activity anymore.
So you just have a lovely peaceful stay and sleep tight!