* Jack: Honey could you please pass the bread, First Chronicles 23:9, Psalm 14:4, Mark 14:20
* Rexella: Oh, Jack
* Jack: Looks like it will be a nice day today, Matthew 16:2-3, James 1:11
* Rexella: Yes jack
* Jack: Could I get the milk please? Luke 4:4, Job 29:6, proverbs 27:27
* Rexella: Ohhhh Jack
* Jack: … and because of that Scripture verse it is clear that 1 million people will die
* Rexella: Isn’t God wonderful?
* Jack: And not just die, but be tortured horribly
* Rexella: Ooohhh Jack, Jesus is beautiful
* Jack: And not just a million people but their children too
* Rexella: All the time God is good
* Jack: and their pets
* Rexella: Amen Jack!
* Jack: Let’s go to the bedroom, Mark 10:7
* Rexella: Um… Jack? It sort of ruins the mood when you do that.
* Jack: My mood could never be ruined by you, Proverbs 5:19, Song of Solomon 1:16
* Rexella: Seriously, if you keep up the Scripture thing I’m not going upstairs
* Jack: You have to go upstairs, 1 Peter 3:1-2, Ephesians 5:22
* Rexella: Seriously Jack stop now
* Jack: I can’t, Luke 19:40, Deuteronomy 6:6
* Rexella: You’re sleeping alone tonight
Back in my J-Dub days I ran into a couple of people that had a bad case of "Bible Verse Tourett's".
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