The middle age booty call

Most of the "guests" that check in after midnight are for lack of a more genteel term are here for a "round of the horizontal mambo ". Some times it is obviously a hooker and her "John". Some times a married couple wanting some "us time". Maybe a guy "closing the deal" with a pickup from the local watering hole. But sometimes, like tonight, it's a cheating wife. How do I know? Reluctance to show me an I.D. is usually the first clue. Checking out 90 minutes later is another. But tonight I didn't have to use any deductive reasoning what so ever.

The computer assigns the room numbers automatically, you just tell the machine the kind of room required and it assigns a room number from a list of rentable rooms. One room in particular is adjacent to the office. Unfortunately for me the walls are paper thin. Sitting in the office its hard to miss anything that goes on in there. Tonight I rented that room to a cheating wife and her boyfriend. I can report the following with little fear of contradiction:

1. Fred (not his real name) is hot stuff in between sheets.
2. Fred is a more generously endowed than her husband Bob(not his real name)
3. Sally(not her real name) was slightly irritated at Fred for not paying for the room.
4. Sally feels bad that she is cheating on Bob.
5. Sally is a very vociferous lover.
   
6. Fred has excellent stamina for a middle aged man.
   
7. Fred couldn't make the encore.
8. Sally was vociferous in her disappointment at no encore.

It is nice a dude with a little snow up top is getting some action but I could of done without knowing all of the intimate details. But short of wearing ear plugs, I'm stuck. All I've got to say is: Fred you old dog keep on keepin' on, Bob, hang in there bro, there are lots of fish in the sea(better lookin ones too).