No joy in Alabama

What exactly is it that religious Conservatives have against having a good time with your body?I recently linked a story about the sale and use of dildos in the state of Alabama. If you read the story, you'll find out that you can get a bigger fine for selling a dildo than you can for selling a fire arm to a minor. A pastor is quoted that you may have a "moral use" for a gun but that a dildo only has an "immoral use". Of course the first thing that sprang into my mind was a frustrated Alabama woman pulling out a dildo and robbing a liquor store. "Hand over the cash or I'll orgasm you unconscious" she might say wielding a Doc Johnson Crimson Destroyer with dual vibrating action and lifelike gel vinyl veined exterior! 

Common sense would tell you that the most popular and arguably  the most effective masturbation tool for women would be a finger, used  singly or in multiples as required. Should the Alabama morality gestapo move to ban phalanges? Perhaps loping the fingers off of nubile young women at the beginning of puberty to head off temptation. How about banning those 10 cent pony ride machines in front of the grocery store? Why not go all the way and institute female circumcision, the Mullahs have been using that old trick to control female sexuality for centuries!

Listen you frustrated old farts, Stay out of other peoples bedrooms. Apply your bizarre and unnatural religious beliefs to yourself and leave the rest of us alone! As long as nobody breaks into house and forces you to have a good time with your bodies (you'd probably like that, you pervs!) you have nothing to worry about. By the way, have you solved all the other problems in your state like: unemployment, health care, corruption,pollution and education ? You Haven't?Well come back then and we'll talk.

Sign me unfrustrated in Dayton

Emoose out